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Top 30+ Funny Quotes About Twitter by Famous People

1.“Ask not what your twitter can do for you, ask what you can do for your twitter.”


-John F. Kennedy

2.“140 characters ought to be enough for anybody..”

-Bill Gates

3.“Hey, you! Get off of my twitter.”

-Mick Jagger

4.“You can stand under my twitter, twitter, twitter.”

-Rihanna

5.“The answer my friend, is twittering in the wind.”

-Bob Dylan

6.“My waking thoughts are all of twitter.”

-Napoleon

7.“Happiness is a warm twitter.”

-John Lennon

8.“There is nothing either good or bad but twittering makes it so.”

-William Shakespeare

9.“You should be retweeted and often and by someone who knows how.”

-Clark Gable

10.“I twitter my painting, and then I paint my twitter.”

-Vincent Van Gogh

11.“The Milky Way is nothing else but a mass of innumerable consonants planted together in twitterations.”

-Galileo Galilei

12.“It is true that twitter is precious—so precious that it must be rationed.”

-Vladimir Lenin

13.“Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all with only 140 characters?”

-Marcel Marceau

14.“How tweet it is to be loved by you.”

-James Taylor

15.“There is no cure for twitter.”

-Dorothy Parker

16.“I still haven’t found what I’m twittering for.”

-Bono

17.“To err is human, to twitter is divine.”

-Alexander Pope

18.“Mankind naturally and generally loved to be twittered.”

-Benjamin Franklin

19.Men’s natures are alike; it is their twitters that separate them.”

-Confucious

20.“I think I’m an alright twitterer.”

-Todd Snider

21.“I type 140 characters a SECOND. But it’s in my own language.”

-Mitch Hedberg

22.“My intention was not to fascinate the world with my twitter.”

-Mike Tyson

23.“I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be Twitter.”

-Eleanor Roosevelt

24.“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating Twitter.”

-Al Gore

25.“Listen, everyone is entitled to my twitter.”

-Madonna

26.“I know how hard it is to put food on your twitter.”

-George W. Bush

27.“The only thing to twitter about is twittering itself.”

-Franklin Delano Roosevelt

28.“I’m tired of twittering.”

-Harry Houdini

29.“You are what you tweet”

-Dr. Victor Hugo Lindlahr

30.“I tweet, therefore I am”

-Rene Descartes

31.“Twitter is mankind’s greatest blessing”.

-Mark Twain

32.“Twitter is reason gone mad.

-Groucho Marx

33.“Tweer is just another defense against the universe

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